Let's see what we learned by reading the front page.
A young woman was sentenced to probation for shoplifting booze at a local grocery store. She has a history of alcoholism, which is a very nasty addiction. When people finally get help for an addiction they can change radically for the better.
So tell us again why this story couldn't have gone somewhere else in the paper?
And if you see any wascally pwanksters running around town be sure to call the police. They're wanted for writing "Seniors 2011" on a sidewalk. Maybe it's a good thing our police have nothing better to do and the newspaper has nothing else to report.
Or maybe it's time to turn it into a weekly or a newsletter.
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between the toilet paper and piggy bank bandit at the library and now this boy this town is sure goin down the toilet with no change in sight
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